Ese Walters lips were soft & succulent,my weakness arose"-Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo finally speaks

In a very revealing interview with Chris
Ihidero Pastor Biodun of COZA opens up
on Ese Walter.Read below as culled from
TheNet.Ng
‘Good morning, Man of God. Thank you
for finally speaking on this issue sir.’
‘Welcome my brother, you are blessed. It
is you I must thank for being very open-
minded about this whole nonissue. I read
your column last week and I must
confess Nigeria is lucky to have people
like you who still use their brain cells. The
Lord be praised.’
‘Hallelujah. So, where do we start from?’
‘Let us start from the beginning. Praise
the lord.’
‘Hallelujah. So, what was on your mind
when you invited her to the terrace of
your hotel suite?’
‘That’s not the beginning. It all started
when I saw her in the congregation while
preaching one Sunday; she was very
vibratory, especially when taken over by
the spirit doing praise and worship.
Praise the lord. The spirit ministered to
me that she would be useful in Pastoral
Care. That was why I invited her to the
unit. And she was very useful. Praise the
lord.’
‘Hallelujah. By ‘very useful’ you are
talking about your affair with her, right?’
‘No, we didn’t have an affair; we had an
understanding. Praise the lord.
‘Really? Explain to me how that works,
sir.’
‘Praise the lord. She understood that I
am a Man of God with a weakness. I
understood that she was a believer with
an equal weakness. She understood that
I was a married man; I understood that
she was a willing woman. She
understood that I could make her no
promises of forevermore; I understood
that she understood that by associating
with me I would introduce her to a level
of grace she was previously unaware of. ‘
‘Is this also the kind of understanding
you had with others that led to your
suspension in Ilorin and the 130 women
you have slept with?’
‘Lie! Big lie! One hundred and thirty?!!!
Haba, how could one man have done
that, even with a never seen before level
of grace? They just want to give my dog
a bad name just to hang it. 120, I may
accept, but 130? Never. When it is not as
if I have a spare mobile pénis that I
charge with car charger. People should
fear God when saying some things o.
Praise the lord.’
‘Let’s return to her story. So, what were
your intentions when you invited her to
your hotel suite?’
‘Special deliverance, I swear. God sees
my heart. I had heard some
uncomplimentary stuff about her and had
caught her looking at me somehow during
Pastoral Care Unit meetings, so I knew I
had to intercede for her to retain God’s
glory in her life. Praise the lord. Even
when I asked her to come to the terrace
it was so we could get cool breeze during
the deliverance. All was well until she sat
on my laps.’
‘What happened when she sat on your
laps after you invited her to do so?’
‘My weakness arose. And when we
kissed…my brother, do you eat seedless
grapes? That’s what her tongue tasted
like, soft and succulent. What was I to
do? You people don’t know how hard it is
to pastor a Pentecostal church in Nigeria,
especially in this Abuja! You are there
teaching the word of God and what do
you have before you? Gorgeous women
with sly smiles; with breasts, big and
small, chiseled upon their chests like
those old wood carvings; lips like
cherries; eyes speaking to your soul,
telling you their desires. Ah, until you
have walked in my shoes you are not
qualified to judge me. Praise the lord.’
‘Is it true you had séx with her everyday
for seven days?’
‘Zachariah 10. It’s a level of grace you
can’t understand.’
‘Ask the Lord for rain in the spring for he
makes the storm clouds. And he will send
showers of rain so every field becomes a
lush pasture.’
‘You know your bible. Praise the lord.’
‘Hallelujah. And what styles and
positions were employed?’
‘One does not talk about such things but
suffice to say we were quite experimental,
you know, those things one doesn’t ask
from a wife. Praise the lord.’
‘ So I’m free to assume missionary
wasn’t top of the list?’
‘God forbid. Praise the lord. In fact, it
was because of experimentation that we
had our first quarrel.’
‘Really? What happened?’
‘She wanted me to use my silk ties to tie
one of her legs to the door knob and the
other to the window…I thought that was
too much of a spread so I declined and
she took offence. It was during round 4
on Day 7. Praise the lord.’
‘You know sir, each time you say ‘Praise
the lord’, what I hear is Praise the Rod. It
seems to me that you spend more time
doing the rod’s work than you do doing
the lord’s work.’
‘Who died and made you judge? Don’t
make proclamation about me if you don’t
want the wrath of God. I’m a man of God,
remember? Praise the lord.’
‘Is this also why you’ve refused to
explain yourself to your congregation?’
‘They don’t need any explanation. They
know me.’
‘We would have to end this interview on
this note sir. Thanks again for your time.
By the way, I don’t know your middle
name?’
‘It’s Roderick.’
‘Say what?’
‘Roderick.’
‘RODerick? Perfect.
‘Praise the Lord.’

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